I'd like to take a moment to discuss this picture, would that be ok?

I mean, really. I have no idea what to make of it, but these are my points, which are nonsensical & useless, but I assure you, they're awesome:
1. Let's look at that fabulous molestache ol' Papa has at the head of the table there, shall we? I like that knowing smile, like he's up to no good.
2. I THINK the wife is on the right. On his left, I do believe that's your stereotypical Spanish nanny, but I'm just speculating. I just hope she's making decent coin to put up with Mr. Molestache Papa there, cuz you KNOW he be's demanding.
3. The little girl looks like
Danielle Harris to me, in her Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead days. I heart the crimped hair, people!
4. What's with the random Asian kid hanging out there? With the Mexican print shirt? Azns rule!!