Happy New Year's Eve

From Darth Vader...who says the bell has tolled, suckas, it's time to get partying!!

A Very Special Holiday Grudge Match!

Hello Blog Fans and Happy Holidays and all that stuff. It's that time of year to determine who is so Trashy they're Classy. Oh Dear Santa, I have been a very good girl indeed!

Now let's check out the contender for the Title of 2009 So Trashy it's Classy Holiday Grudge Match Award:

Is it the House of Xmas Cheer, Guitar Hero Style OR could it be the little known underdog: Fat Kid DDR.

ONE YOU CAN DECIDE!


In the Red Corner:



And in the Green Corner:



Remember my fellow Bloggies you might have paid for the ENTIRE seat but you'll only need the EDGE! *insert echo sound effects here*

EARMUFFS! Heaphones! And NSFW! You've been warned!

This is just WAY too good to leave off this blog. Guaranteed you'll watch this at least 5 times so you don't miss word.

Be warned: it's not at all P.C. It is not without curse words, it does not make any sense, and it is the most AWESOME thing this side if the nearest Chowda Pot.

Before you know it, you'll be yelling Hollista at cha Tommy Noble and Johnny Hammerstix.

I, Gypsy, present to you Awesome Nuggets: Drinking out of Cups...(drum roll please)

It's Factual Friday and It's a Frappin' A good one!

Gypsy here... and it's a FACT alright. According to the reliable and credible website we all love: youtube.com, this is the BEST RICK ROLL EVAH!

Now, for you non New Englandah's make sure you yell "Earmuff's" when your little cherub's enter the room cause...Bill O'Reilly, of the bitchin' show: The O'Reilly Factor, is about to GET LIVE on you punks in: 5...4...3...2...1...



What? You're going to challange my Awesome Friday Fact? Un huh, I see how it is. Well let me site my source you crazy AWESOME Bizzos!
Take THAT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_roll

*This blog has been dedicated to the AWESOME Miss Magalicious herself! She couldn't be any more Awesome, really. MUAH!

Where Have You Gone Wednesday: Special CrySpace Edition!

'Morning, folks! It's Wednesday, it's nostalgia, it's....CRYSPACE!!! Let's talk about where this bad boy has gone, shall we?

I used to REALLY enjoy CrySpace. There were days I'd log on multiple times just to update my status. I mean, imagine, the ability to tell the world about how awesome you are & make everyone believe you lead this totally great & busy life. And then to add the song du jour that would annoy the crap out of everyone stalking your page because it would play so much louder than need be, & let's also not forget the awesome glittery seizure-inducing backgrounds that you could easily load into your layout code, woot!!



I miss the stalking of the ex-friends & ex-boyfriends & ex-high school classmates that you hope got fat on that site. I miss the drama of moving someone OUT of your Top 8, & watching the meltdown when they found out that you did that. I miss Tom, & I miss the random friend requests from people at work you barely know existed but they instisted on being your 'friend'.

Oh CrySpace, where have you gone??

Repeat Offender...

let's face it, it's Tuesday and there's nothing AWESOME about it usually...Unless:

Make sure no one's Lookin' Bro before you HOLLISTER at ya boy!



Shhhhhhhush! Now don't rat out old Gypsy to G-Mommie, just enjoy it until we bring you our upcoming Holiday Classy vs. Trashy Special.

Ta Ta Kittens.

Factual Friday, you know it bitches!

Fact of the week: This guy is a ninja.

I know. Right? I could never hope to be this friggin awesome!

Squee!!!

G-mommie here, & I'm going to grace any readers out there with a double-whammy today...yous be lucky!!!

Speaking of lucky, you should feel damn lucky for being able to view this...this kitteh is so awesome it's probably illegal in 22 states.

Make Sure You're Lookin'...Bros!

As we wait for the Sun to appear over the horizon of another beautiful day in God's Country. Gypsy wants to remind her Popped Collar Compandres (The PCC) that, The ONE, The ONLY, The Jersey Shore, premiere's tomorrow on MTV @ 10pm! Yessssssssssssss.

Pop your collars on three! One! Two! Three! Pop'em like you mean it Bizzo's!!!!!

In the immortal words of MacLethal: "Where the Guidos at?" Um, it looks like they are holed up on the Jeresey Shore, somewhere between Stingray's and Casey's in Clifton.

One fist pump if you hear me! WHOOTY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Jersey Shore - MTV Shows

Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime out!

Where Have You Gone Wednesday....

Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnndddd...time in!! Let's go waaaaay back & talk about...BEEPERS.

That's right. I said beeper.

Dude, where have you gone? Gone are the days of looking at my Mountain Dew beeper & going, "the fug?", then realizing I had to refer to my beeper language manual to see what people were saying to me.

Anyways. Beepers, or pagers, as the sophisticated like to call them, were the shit. You know you had one, don't be ashamed. And while we're at it, let's throw in a double-whammy & talk about pay phones (cuz if you got beeped, you know damn well you had to somehow dig up 10 cents out of the greasy carpet in your Tempo in order to call someone back, like NOW cuz you didn't have the Zack Morris phone just yet).

BTW, do you like my play of links today? Woohoo!! Yay blogger!

What you say!!

I don't even know that this needs an introduction. Seriously. I can't even improve on the explanation of awesome.