Hello you fabulous Nuggets of pure Awesomeness, Gypsy here. No need to be alarmed, I plan to continue the awesome with out interruption. And, with it being Factual Friday and I feel as though I cannot let me compadres down, much less you the bloggies who give us reason to get up in the morning. ( Besides Ed Vedder ) Ahem...
Instead of limiting ourselves to one fact, I thought it might be in the Thankssssssssssgiving spirit of Gluttonous behaviour to O.D. on FACTS so Let's let 'em rip!
- It's a fact, Team Jacob Rules and simultaneously reduces Bella's BPM (blinks per minute) when she's with him so why the heck NOT Team Jail Bait Jacob??? Check in with your self, take inventory... you'll see, trust me.
- Black Friday is best spent with friends who are as awesome as they can be. Chia Head will still be at CVS on Saturday. I promise.
- It's a FACT. The two best Holidays are Thanksgiving and the 4th of July. Not only because they are non-obligatory, fat fests, but it's always PC to say awesome things like, " Have a Happy Thanksgiving" or "Happy 4th of July" It's a privilege to be American and not have PC pressure on at least two days a year, Eh?
- Canada Rules....more on this later.
- If your family and friends have never participated in the tradition of going around the Thanksgiving table and having everyone state what they are thankful for this year you MUST work it into next year's routine. Trust the Gypsy.
- Unless you like eating cold food, refrain from serving revenge.
- Joanne is my new hero, I hope everyone has a Joanne.
- Our roving reporter, Trisha Takinowa, was above the notch for the holiday and it's a fact... it's not the same without the old Man in the Mountain, however being able to Life Free or Die is a more kick ass tattoo (yea chump on Pirate's Cove, I'm talking to you)
- Keeping in the tradition of all things awesome, I can't wait to to start my new full time job hating on Paulie from MTV's Jersey Shore, getting into a fight with 'Nicole' over who actually invented the "poof" and one fist pumpin' along with the Jersey Shore crew. Um, Someone tell Kurt Louder to retire and have his people inform the MTV Execs that LooKin' Bro first appeared on this blog with less than 2k views. Can anyone say RIP OFF!
- It's pretty much a fact, these gentlemen will appear on this blog often because they are the MOST and there simply COULD NOT BE ANY MORE OF THEIR BEAUTY Suddenly, I feel a wave of Team Edward come over me. Please enjoy responsibly:
