Happy New Year's Eve

From Darth Vader...who says the bell has tolled, suckas, it's time to get partying!!

A Very Special Holiday Grudge Match!

Hello Blog Fans and Happy Holidays and all that stuff. It's that time of year to determine who is so Trashy they're Classy. Oh Dear Santa, I have been a very good girl indeed!

Now let's check out the contender for the Title of 2009 So Trashy it's Classy Holiday Grudge Match Award:

Is it the House of Xmas Cheer, Guitar Hero Style OR could it be the little known underdog: Fat Kid DDR.

ONE YOU CAN DECIDE!


In the Red Corner:



And in the Green Corner:



Remember my fellow Bloggies you might have paid for the ENTIRE seat but you'll only need the EDGE! *insert echo sound effects here*

EARMUFFS! Heaphones! And NSFW! You've been warned!

This is just WAY too good to leave off this blog. Guaranteed you'll watch this at least 5 times so you don't miss word.

Be warned: it's not at all P.C. It is not without curse words, it does not make any sense, and it is the most AWESOME thing this side if the nearest Chowda Pot.

Before you know it, you'll be yelling Hollista at cha Tommy Noble and Johnny Hammerstix.

I, Gypsy, present to you Awesome Nuggets: Drinking out of Cups...(drum roll please)

It's Factual Friday and It's a Frappin' A good one!

Gypsy here... and it's a FACT alright. According to the reliable and credible website we all love: youtube.com, this is the BEST RICK ROLL EVAH!

Now, for you non New Englandah's make sure you yell "Earmuff's" when your little cherub's enter the room cause...Bill O'Reilly, of the bitchin' show: The O'Reilly Factor, is about to GET LIVE on you punks in: 5...4...3...2...1...



What? You're going to challange my Awesome Friday Fact? Un huh, I see how it is. Well let me site my source you crazy AWESOME Bizzos!
Take THAT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_roll

*This blog has been dedicated to the AWESOME Miss Magalicious herself! She couldn't be any more Awesome, really. MUAH!

Where Have You Gone Wednesday: Special CrySpace Edition!

'Morning, folks! It's Wednesday, it's nostalgia, it's....CRYSPACE!!! Let's talk about where this bad boy has gone, shall we?

I used to REALLY enjoy CrySpace. There were days I'd log on multiple times just to update my status. I mean, imagine, the ability to tell the world about how awesome you are & make everyone believe you lead this totally great & busy life. And then to add the song du jour that would annoy the crap out of everyone stalking your page because it would play so much louder than need be, & let's also not forget the awesome glittery seizure-inducing backgrounds that you could easily load into your layout code, woot!!



I miss the stalking of the ex-friends & ex-boyfriends & ex-high school classmates that you hope got fat on that site. I miss the drama of moving someone OUT of your Top 8, & watching the meltdown when they found out that you did that. I miss Tom, & I miss the random friend requests from people at work you barely know existed but they instisted on being your 'friend'.

Oh CrySpace, where have you gone??

Repeat Offender...

let's face it, it's Tuesday and there's nothing AWESOME about it usually...Unless:

Make sure no one's Lookin' Bro before you HOLLISTER at ya boy!



Shhhhhhhush! Now don't rat out old Gypsy to G-Mommie, just enjoy it until we bring you our upcoming Holiday Classy vs. Trashy Special.

Ta Ta Kittens.

Factual Friday, you know it bitches!

Fact of the week: This guy is a ninja.

I know. Right? I could never hope to be this friggin awesome!

Squee!!!

G-mommie here, & I'm going to grace any readers out there with a double-whammy today...yous be lucky!!!

Speaking of lucky, you should feel damn lucky for being able to view this...this kitteh is so awesome it's probably illegal in 22 states.

Make Sure You're Lookin'...Bros!

As we wait for the Sun to appear over the horizon of another beautiful day in God's Country. Gypsy wants to remind her Popped Collar Compandres (The PCC) that, The ONE, The ONLY, The Jersey Shore, premiere's tomorrow on MTV @ 10pm! Yessssssssssssss.

Pop your collars on three! One! Two! Three! Pop'em like you mean it Bizzo's!!!!!

In the immortal words of MacLethal: "Where the Guidos at?" Um, it looks like they are holed up on the Jeresey Shore, somewhere between Stingray's and Casey's in Clifton.

One fist pump if you hear me! WHOOTY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Jersey Shore - MTV Shows

Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime out!

Where Have You Gone Wednesday....

Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnndddd...time in!! Let's go waaaaay back & talk about...BEEPERS.

That's right. I said beeper.

Dude, where have you gone? Gone are the days of looking at my Mountain Dew beeper & going, "the fug?", then realizing I had to refer to my beeper language manual to see what people were saying to me.

Anyways. Beepers, or pagers, as the sophisticated like to call them, were the shit. You know you had one, don't be ashamed. And while we're at it, let's throw in a double-whammy & talk about pay phones (cuz if you got beeped, you know damn well you had to somehow dig up 10 cents out of the greasy carpet in your Tempo in order to call someone back, like NOW cuz you didn't have the Zack Morris phone just yet).

BTW, do you like my play of links today? Woohoo!! Yay blogger!

What you say!!

I don't even know that this needs an introduction. Seriously. I can't even improve on the explanation of awesome.

It's a Fact, and It's still Friday.

Hello you fabulous Nuggets of pure Awesomeness, Gypsy here. No need to be alarmed, I plan to continue the awesome with out interruption. And, with it being Factual Friday and I feel as though I cannot let me compadres down, much less you the bloggies who give us reason to get up in the morning. ( Besides Ed Vedder ) Ahem...

Instead of limiting ourselves to one fact, I thought it might be in the Thankssssssssssgiving spirit of Gluttonous behaviour to O.D. on FACTS so Let's let 'em rip!

1. It's a fact, Team Jacob Rules and simultaneously reduces Bella's BPM (blinks per minute) when she's with him so why the heck NOT Team Jail Bait Jacob??? Check in with your self, take inventory... you'll see, trust me.
2. Black Friday is best spent with friends who are as awesome as they can be. Chia Head will still be at CVS on Saturday. I promise.
3. It's a FACT. The two best Holidays are Thanksgiving and the 4th of July. Not only because they are non-obligatory, fat fests, but it's always PC to say awesome things like, " Have a Happy Thanksgiving" or "Happy 4th of July" It's a privilege to be American and not have PC pressure on at least two days a year, Eh?
4. Canada Rules....more on this later.
5. If your family and friends have never participated in the tradition of going around the Thanksgiving table and having everyone state what they are thankful for this year you MUST work it into next year's routine. Trust the Gypsy.
6. Unless you like eating cold food, refrain from serving revenge.
7. Joanne is my new hero, I hope everyone has a Joanne.
8. Our roving reporter, Trisha Takinowa, was above the notch for the holiday and it's a fact... it's not the same without the old Man in the Mountain, however being able to Life Free or Die is a more kick ass tattoo (yea chump on Pirate's Cove, I'm talking to you)
9. Keeping in the tradition of all things awesome, I can't wait to to start my new full time job hating on Paulie from MTV's Jersey Shore, getting into a fight with 'Nicole' over who actually invented the "poof" and one fist pumpin' along with the Jersey Shore crew. Um, Someone tell Kurt Louder to retire and have his people inform the MTV Execs that LooKin' Bro first appeared on this blog with less than 2k views. Can anyone say RIP OFF!
10. It's pretty much a fact, these gentlemen will appear on this blog often because they are the MOST and there simply COULD NOT BE ANY MORE OF THEIR BEAUTY Suddenly, I feel a wave of Team Edward come over me. Please enjoy responsibly:
    

Where Have You Gone Wednesday?

Oh Adam Sandler...where have you gone? I mean, I know you're still around, & I know you're still doing movies here & there. But where have the days of classics like Fatty McGee & Respect the Completion gone? Ah well. At least we've got the CD's...we still love you, Adam.

Where Have You Gone Wednesday!!

Today's awesomeness comes courtesy of Gypsy, when she posed a really good question via FaceBook the other day. Boku, WHERE have you GONE?

Check out this sweet Richard Lewis mullet of wonderfulness:

Now you have to ask yourself: Do YOU Boku??

I'm wondering about the gas mileage....I won't lie...

This one comes from G-Money...& sweet baby Jesus, gold star to him today.

....the awesomeness....too....much....to contain....

Other various comments from Gypsy & G-Money:

Stuck in gridlock cupcake traffic!! at 7 MPH!!
Imagine a work parking lot FULL of these
Imagine them flying down the ramps???
Or parked at Effin's on a Friday? Oh the possibilities.
How easy to parallel park would it be? And taking your driving test on one!

And..and...omg out of breath...
Convo between Gypsy & a friend of hers:
Friend: Who would you buy one of those for?
Gypsy: For the girl who has everything...like Paris Hilton
Friend: Oh yeah, I could totally see her in one of those. And she'd probably buy a cup cake side car for her stupid dog.


*gasping for air*


http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2009/news/0910/gallery.neiman_marcus_gift_guide/index.html

He MOONWALKS!!

Did he just hump Al's leg? I believe he did, & made it look like art...

Factual Friday, Bizzos

Today's fact comes to us from our friend John Porch, who was in Philly last week watching his fave band evar, Pearl Jam.

Apparently, PJ dressed up as DEVO for Halloween. Yes, I said it....Devo. Hats & all. That's why this week, it's a fact: Pearl Jam is the shit.

Personally, I think it's brilliant...

He was just in character, damnit.

Stupid Criminal: Halloween costume turnto10.com

Where Have You Gone Wednesday!!!

Today's topic: Where has "The Moment Of Truth" gone? I mean, seriously, this show was fantastical...the drama, the intrigue, what else could be missing? Oh yeah, the REAL Mark Wahlberg. I mean, I expected to see some Markie Mark action, but noooooo...we got teased. Nonetheless, it was good, dirty, voyeur-like fun.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moment_of_Truth_(U.S._game_show)
And here's a clip for your viewing pleasure...woooooohoooooo

Do a little dance...

I can't even explain how much this guy rules. But then again, I don't need to.

Happy National Cat Day!!

It's Celebrate Your Kitteh Day, & in honor of all our kitteh's, here's some fun kitteh stuff you can enjoy.

Remember to hug your cat everyday, including Caturdays.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

and and and!!...

Where Have You Gone Wednesday?

Okay folks, it's time for a new addition to the weekly featurettes of this blog, & that is Where Have You Gone Wednesdays! Each week, we'll highlight something wonderful that was here but went away.

For example, for our first feature:

Where have all the Boglins gone? Seriously!

Is it lined with velvet though?

Definitely blog-worthy...someone in our area caught this gem yesterday...

Yes, you heard correct.

Oh yes it is....

Factual Friday folks!! And guess what today's fact is?

IT'S SLAP YOUR CO-WORKER DAY!!



Here are the rules, followed from an all-important email:

October 23rd is the official Slap Your Irritating Co- work ers Holiday: Do you have a co- work er who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

Here are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co- work ers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping on October 23rd..... and have a great slapping day!

Live in southern New England? Looking for something freakin' awesome to do this weekend? Check THIS out:

Family Guy Corn Maze in Danvers, MA

Dude....Family Guy theme...seriously...

Priceless...

Yay, reporters!! (Grape Lady WILL be making an appearance at some point, don't you worry...)

For those who have a case of the Monday's...

Hope this at least makes you feel better....things could be so much worse, after all.

http://www.uglydress.com/

There was a riot in the streets...tell me, where were you?

Coat store chaos!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33319472/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Cuz it's better on gas so you have more money for the dolla dolla menu

Why does this awesomeness only seem to happen in the South? How come New England never seems to see any of this sweet action?

http://www.foxcarolina.com/news/21249081/detail.html

Give him a body bag, YEAH!

But before you check out the photo below, please take note, 'cuz this is a day of DOUBLE AWESOMENESS. Look over to your right. Yes, that is in fact a 'Johnny, sweep the leg' guest counter. What. Up.

And now. Seriously? I had this cake made for my husband last year. Besides the Chuck Norris cake I made for another friend (another discussion for another day), it's beyond awesomeness. Of course, the Nintendo cake rules, too.

I heart cake.

Factual Friday, Freaks!!

So yesterday was awesome comedian John Porch's b-day, so G-money & his fabulous girlfriend made John a cake.

Fast Fact: This is the best. cake. EVAR.



Yes. You are seeing correct. THAT'S A NINTENDO.

Here's an action shot (thanks to Kristin!):

Happy Birthday Johnny

In honor of our friend's birthday, I give you this wall of awesomeness.

You're welcome.

I did a good job of the nod, too.

G-mommie here, & I want to talk to you kids today about a situation I think we may have all hit at some point or another. And I think you folks in an corporate office situation will especially understand...

So my manager calls me over. And he's not necessarily a low talker or anything, but I think this was like, a secretive thing he was trying to tell me, so he was half-whispering. Which, you know, normally wouldn't be an issue because I'd just work harder to pay attention. But some small part in my brain started a snowball on me...I started thinking about Kristen Stewart out of nowhere, & how horrible an actress she is. And then I started thinking about Panic Room, & thought to myself that she wasn't too bad in that, but then again, she was much younger & playing a half-asleep diabetic that was going into shock, & honestly, would that have been so hard? So maybe she's just stuck in that character & can't get her tripped-out ass to play a decent Bella now. Wait a sec....

Back to conversation. Manager says, 'Ok, so that sounds good? I can put your name in for the project.' I felt like Ralphie in A Christmas Story when Santa tries to convince him he wants a football & he just nods & says 'yes' in a quiet, defeated voice. I just nodded & said yes to my manager.

So now...what the hell did I just sign up for? And then you get into that totally awkward moment where you SO don't want to just ask because you'll look like a total moron for having completely missed the last 5 minute conversation. But it is total awesomeness cuz I just pulled off being an idiot without anyone knowing.

Why am I so kick ass?

WWJD?

Only in New Hampshire...

Inappropriate writing promt at Kingswood High viewed as 'bad judgement'

Factual Friday!!

It's a fact. The Emperor is SO misunderstood...

Yes!! I Love To ---- Sheep!!

I think I just peed a little...

Oh. My.

Thank sweet Baby Jesus that Gypsy found this. How it only has around 2k hits is beyond me. It's pure bliss should be shared by all. Please pass this on.

I just want to add that I can't even speak right now because the big grin on my face has rendered me paralyzed & I can't even function.

If You Like The Strong, Silent Type...

Thanks to our good friend Dave for this submission. Terror suspect = Non from Superman 2. Celebrity look-alikes rule!

It's special...

G-Money was in Target over the weekend & saw that they were selling these beauties? And at a steal of $2.64, what do you have to lose? Or gain....

Factual Friday, suckas!!

It's a fact. Fridays are the best days of the week for dance off's.

That's NOT what I thought I heard...

Many thanks to G-Money for posting this on The Youtube!!

Rawk Lobsta

Being from the New England area, we are very appreciative of chowda. So this little tidbit's a local treasure that apparently we need to visit very soon. G-money's informed us that the crowd in this joint is 'cougar-licious'. I think we can attest to that by seeing how the lobster is blatantly praying to the Gods of Cougars (good call, Gypsy).

She's No Grape Lady...

Apparently watering cans are all the rage these days.

Factual Friday

Rawr, mo-fo's. Rawr.

In case your head esplodes

An oldie but goodie email from G-Money:

From: G-Money
To: Gypsy & G-Mommie
Subject: Weird Request

I just made the loudest, most awkward noise while unsuccessfully trying to hold my laughter after reading the last sentence.

This was on Craigslist...I am at a loss.

Bomb Proof Horse for 9 Year Old (New Hampshire)

I am looking for a horse for my 9 year old for trail riding. The horse must be bomb proof.

And they said it couldn't be done. "They" were wrong!

It's the gift that keeps on giving, courtesy of the ever-fabulous Gypsy...a Final Countdown Kazoo Piano-tar...



You'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!

I Am Wicked Smaht

Remember that invasion in the country of Georgia that had everyone talking for a bit? I know it seems like ages ago, but I re-found this little nugget that had me chuckling this morning. Ahhh...kind of scares me that I live amongst fellow Americans that actually function in public when they clearly shouldn't...

I think my favorite part is that someone actually answered.

Case of the Monday's Fo'Sho

I'm thankful I'm not Kanye, but today still sucks hardcore. I feel like I'm getting it in the can fo'sho, so here's a tribute to that (besides the fact that I need a good laugh). Look for the dude who talks about his office party....awesome!

It's ROR Friday!!

I don't care who you are, it's funny. Laugh, damnit.

Multi-Awesomeness!!

I figure it's Thursday, the Gods of Payment have finally deposited some cash-money-hoes in my account (it's been sitting at 62 cents for 4 days now -- scawwy!!), so we deserve multiple hits of awesomeness....check out this email started by Gypsy:

From: Gypsy
To: Various Awesome People We Work With
Subject: This is about how good my day is going...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y&feature=related



Followed by this response:

From: One of Awesome People From Original Email
To: Rest of Awesome People


"Oh man, I'm gonna be on the news as a Zombie! It's a dream come true. But what zombie-riffic thing can I say?........."

*thinks

"I KNOW!!!!!"


Followed by this response:

From: G-Mommie
To: Rest of Awesome People


HAHAH that was almost as good as this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THfiHQZVSw0
or this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40



Followed by this response:

From: Awesome Person From Before
To: Rest of Awesome People

Look at the first comment on the Atlanta Grape Lady video from Jackyboy2767. HAHAHAHAHAH

Beatbox, Beatbox, Yo

Gypsy was fortunate enough to see this fantasticalness today. I honestly am considering quitting my job & going into this kind of role. As you can see, the start-up costs are next to nothing.

Tuesday Tantrum

After a long weekend, it's hard to come back to work. I shake my fist at the corporate.

Brush your teeth kids....HOLY HELL WHAT IS THAT THING??

Yesterday's little nugget is courtesy of an MSNBC slide show featuring celebrity sitings. G-money was kind enough to pass this on to us for our enjoyment. Of course, we will now have nightmares about the scariest teddy bear EVER. Not to mention that Jennie looks like a total creep-master. And can we address for one hot minute the man in the bear suit in a johnny in the background?

I can't wait to go to the dentist office & face the creep show Mom! Good show indeed!

Appropriateness

It's only appropriate that I start this awesomeness with something that'll blow your mind. Or at least I hope it does. I was fortunate enough to receive this email from Gypsy this afternoon:

From: Gypsy
To: G-mommie, G-money
Subject: ALERT: Blog Topic of complete awesomeness

I bring this to you with peace and love.

http://peopleofwalmart.com/